Friday, February 29, 2008

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Monday, February 18, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Does Nude "Marylin Esc" Photo Shoot.

so, i wont post it here, cause, well, my blog isnt that of being a hub of news FOR celebrities.

its to share my opinions about them...

so, click one, or, BOTH of these links...The Bastardly is my fav site, but, teh dude who does Drunken Stepfather is prolly the funniest dude on the internet right its worth your time to check out the posts on BOTH Pages....

Click Here For The Bastardly's Post On The Shoot

Click Here For Drunken Stepfather's Post On The Shoot

so heres my thoughts....while LiLo's attitude sometimes is not something to be desired, as well as her interesting, ahem, "Behavior" LiLo is from my hood, and, while i HATE and DESPISE Long Island, i can't help root for LiLo, she gets alot of shit for no reason, and while from what we know, she IS a little over the top and outrageous, i feel like LiLo is a kindred spirit...and in away im envious, cause, well, she doesnt HAVE to live here anymore...she escaped the horrors of Long Island.

as for the photoshoot, i think she looks fabulous. id rather not share my, ahem, in depth details about what this shoot makes me feel....youll have to hit Drunken Stepfather Or The Bastardly links to see....LiLo's smile is what endears me to her.

yes, she has a great body, and, i cant say that she doesnt look GREAT naked, she does, and, this from someone who hates redheads and overly freckled women. BUt LiLo looks great, and, if the stories about her promiscuity are somewhat true, every guy thats gotten to see her naked, up close and person is a lucky man. I know myself, if i was lucky enough to get LiLo to myself for a night, id be studying every inch of her body, from head to toe....but, regardless, what endears me is her smile.

its odd, knowing the things we do, and seeing the things she does, that she should have such a warm and gentile smile. its weird tho how she doesnt really smile all to much these days, or well, at least in the paparazzi shots we see of her.

and thats a shame. LiLo has one of the most amazing smiles in the media right now, looking at her when she does, gives me the feeling deep down shes really a loving person, i wish one girl ive dated in my life had half the amount of warmth in their smile that LiLo does in hers.

shes an interesting celebrity, and exemplifies everything that is the reason I personally go to sites like The Bastardly or Drunken Stepfather, OR pay attention when a celebrity does something.

you never really know what LiLo is gonna do next, and in a way she makes me proud to be from Long Island, knowing she has her roots here, makes me at times PROUD to be a "Islander".

shes just one of those people i cant seem to judge by her public persona. this photoshoot will keep her in the public eye for a while longer, and that makes me smile, not a smile as warm as LiLo's is when SHE smiles, but, a smile none the less, cause, being a celebrity isnt really the important thing, being an interesting one is.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

2008 50th Running Of The Daytona 500...Post Race

well, Ryan Newman won.

im indifferent to him. he seems like a smug prick, but, whatever.

im just happy the cry baby bitch Kyle Busch didnt win....Tony Stewart, i have always been indifferent to him too, but tonight he showed alot of class.

they asked him after the race about the last few laps, and, he bit his tounge and didnt say much....

when they asked Kyle Busch, he basiclly blamed Stewart for not Blocking the Dodge Train in the high line...and then says..."well i guess it was too late"

Kyle Busch is such a piece of shit cry baby....if he didnt try and pass Jeff Burton 2 seconds after the restart....him and Stewart prolly wouldve been 1-2.....with HIM winning and Stewart blocking.

but NO, he dove to the bottom, and, lo and behold, Tony went with him....burton went to block, and instead of going BACK UP TEH TRACK....Kyle claims he was "forced" below the yellow line so he had to back off.....Stewart gave Kyle the split second, and when Kyle kept going low, tony HAD to do the smart thing and go high.

Kyle busch is the most reckless, and unintellegent driver is nascar right now.

he may have soem talent, but, teh kid is a complete prick.

OH need i mention, Juan Pablow Montoya picked up EXACTLY where he left off last year....33 laps to go....Clint Bowyer in second, goes low to pass the leader....gues what happens? Pablow wrecks him into the grass.
Juan Pablow is EASILY the worst driver in NASCAR right now, i doubt there was a race LAST YEAR he DIDNT have an incident that he wrecked someone or had unnessecery contact with them.

looks like hes starting off 08 the same way he ran all last year.

those are 2 drivers that should NOT be allowed to compete in NASCAR anymore. Pablow's driving ability, or lack of driving ability, and Kyle busch's its win or wreck trying attitude, do NOT belong in the sport. the worst announcer Darrell Waltrip is ALL OVER Kyle's dick, it almost makes me think that Kyle is DW's gay lover the way DW talks about him. instead of encoruaging him to show some patience, DW is alway stalking about how great it is Kyle drives like that.....just think about how many times hes ruined OTHER people's fact, "Rowdy" busch did it on friday in the truck race....hes not racing for a championship there, but has NO ISSUE wrecking 5 people who ARE.

i was happy to see Kahne, Sadler and Sorenson get top 10's....sad for Jimmie and Jeff tho....Jimmie got caught up in a wreck, and Jeff lost suspension. it really wouldve been nice to see Jeff win the 50th daytona 500....but it wasnt meant to be.

stupidly i took Michael Waltrip in my Streak game for today....his great driving in teh duals translated to a 29th place finish and me NOT having a top 10 for this week.

thanks mikey for the effort.

i DO believe tho that i AM going to root for Sam Hornish Jr. he finished 15th, and, he seems like a real nice guy. so im pulling for him this year.

good race, glad that Kyle Busch is a complete fucking jerkoff behind the wheel, and, i can see now that (hopefully) Tony Stewart will punch him in his fucking arrogant face before the end of the season....

2008 50th Running Of The Daytona 500

i love NASCAR. and NO im not a backwood inbred hick thank you.

over the years since i started watching again on a regular basis, and, i like NASCAR.

its not so much for the fact of the RACES themselves as it is that i love my dad, and i love hanging out with my dad. It gives me a cool reason to chill every week with my dad.

My favorite race car driver doesnt race the Sprint Cup series. Jason Leffler is a Nationwide series driver. Hes planning on running a few races this year, and, it will be awesome to see him in cup again, in fact, if i won the lottery, id sponsor him a car in cup for a full season.

i ALSO root for Erin Crocker, yeah, ok, its cause i think shes hot, and, i root for Brendan Gaughan, since, he was born the same day as me.

Both of them ALSO do not run Sprint Cup. Brendan did a few years ago, and got released after one season...yet he performed BETTER than most of the drivers NOW that arent in the running for a win every week....a good example...teh dude who took over his car, Travis Kvpail got a shot AGAIN to drive, and well, he really cant drive.

anyways, i point this out cause when it comes to the main series, i dont really have someone i root for persay. i like Kasey Kahne, but, im not a FAN like i am with Jason Leffler, he just happens to be, IMHO the coolest driver in Sprint CUp, and, someone i feel good rooting for.

I watch cup cause i LOVE spending time with my dad, and, as a bonus, i get to watch the best driver in NASCAR history, Jeff Gordon, and, im watching a sport that has what is gonna be some of the better drivers in teh history of the sport.

im looking forward to todays race. im looking forward to rooting for Dale Jr, and Kyle Busch and all the roush cars to wreck out of the race. im hoping that Jeff Gordon wins, cause, its the 50th running of the race, and, well, it would be great to see the best driver in NASCAR history win a landmark race.

but most of all im looking forward to getting to hang out with my dad on sunday's again, snacking away, watching the races, being pissy when someone i hate wins, cheering when someone i hate gets wrecked, and listening to my mom snore.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Happy Fucking Valentine's Day.

so, its been a while since my last post, and what better way to post again but just a quick rant about my hatred for Valentines day.

beyond the fact you can thank Hallmark for the holiday, i hate the fact that TODAY, guys that treat their girlfriends pretty much like dirt and a fuckdoll the other 364 days of the year get a pass if they get them chocolate on this day.

whats even funnier, those dudes are the ones who used to break my fucking balls at CVS at 230am on Valentine's night buying ANYTHING in the store just to have SOMETHING.

regardless, a dude i know from the bastardly, Glimmer, posted this thread started on Craigs list about why women cant find a "nice guy"

well, hey, im a pretty awesome dude, but, im single.

its funny how 99.9% of every women alive would rather have a hot dude with no job, and treats them like shit, over a average looking dude who has a cool job and treats them like a princess.

funny how that works.

and then they bitch they cant find a nice guy.

well, im single, ive been single, the last girl i dated told me "your everything ive ever wanted" then proceeded to bang out every other dude that showed an interest in her.

u know what, i dont even give a shit enough to continue. i wish i couldve had the chance to meet someone that understand how i feel, Sylvia Plath, but, u know, some fucking scumbag guy drove her to commit suicide, even after she stuck up for herself and decided to leave him, he just couldnt let it go, and pushed her over the edge.

i hope when i get to hell ill at least get to meet and share a hug with Sylvia Plath before im tortured in the fires of hell for all eternity.